January 2012
guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
do you know how much easier life would be if i wasnt obsessed with bands why cant i be obsessed with like collecting stamps stamps can never hurt you stamps dont play shows on the other side of the world or break up or refuse to reply to you on twitter
gerard-gay:
let’s push all the continents back together and recreate Pangea so everyone is equal when bands tour comE TO PANGEA
